A Kismessisitude of Countries

Australian: making my way down town

Australian: walking fast

Magpie: aggressive bird noises

Australian: walking faster

Nancy being a derp. She didn’t want to come out but she pooped in her water bowl so she had to be removed so we could clean it

Nancy being a derp. She didn’t want to come out but she pooped in her water bowl so she had to be removed so we could clean it

aequorin-fr:

huntingartfr:

I don’t know why I thought this was a good idea.

*not to scale

The Ridgeback one cracks me up. The Imperial one…earworm. Love it.

(via punkwithtank)

Finally getting to use segibson-arts bookmark! Look it her, peeking over the book like that!

Finally getting to use segibson-arts bookmark! Look it her, peeking over the book like that!

birchsoda:

fandomsandfeminism:

doctor-no-boyfriend:

Feminism had a noble cause for equality until it became a hate movement .

People have been accusing feminism of being a hate movement since women started trying to get the right to vote. 

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YUP! Remember this when people say feminism has gone too far! Because treating women as full human beings has always been seen as “going too far”.

(via lightoftheshaman)

sleepysnakes:

Did any of you see the photo that USARK put up on Facebook? I laughed so hard I cried.

sleepysnakes:

Did any of you see the photo that USARK put up on Facebook? I laughed so hard I cried.

(via teleos)

ohyesmarvel:

How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:

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How it actually was:image

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mkdremareriser:

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog:



We’re gonna have to be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally careful with this sort of thing.

mkdremareriser:

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog:

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We’re gonna have to be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally careful with this sort of thing.

(Source: captain-fucking-levi, via stupid-lemon-eater)

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

(via butthurtherpetologist)

Herschel thinks the thermostat is the perfect climbing ledge to the branch! (Which he can easily reach without going via the thermostat)

Herschel thinks the thermostat is the perfect climbing ledge to the branch! (Which he can easily reach without going via the thermostat)

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:


I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.


So the inside of the tawny frogmouths mouth is white, attracting insects to it so it doesn’t have to do anything to get a meal. Saying that, they’re are amazing hunters but if they don’t have to work for a meal they won’t. The epitome of Australian culture. 14/10

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…

For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

So the inside of the tawny frogmouths mouth is white, attracting insects to it so it doesn’t have to do anything to get a meal. Saying that, they’re are amazing hunters but if they don’t have to work for a meal they won’t. The epitome of Australian culture. 14/10

(via butthurtherpetologist)

crispyfishsticks:

godslush said: Why can’t more reptiles be like that. Cats want to make sure it’s always cat time, there should be snakes that want it to be always snake time.

Sneks always want to be on my head.

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Result: a very heavy hat.

(via butthurtherpetologist)

ohsocialjustice:

A very good way of going about explaining this issue. It’s good to see something positive come from Tumblr.

(Source: homo-club, via chi-kun)

fireandshellamari:

when people upset the friends

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(via punkwithtank)

teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

(via pale-thylacine)