A Kismessisitude of Countries

infamymonster:

fuckyeahfemaleyoutubers:

Disney’s Queen Elsa Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial & Disney’s Princess Anna Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial by Ellend Muzzakky

ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS HOW SHE  FOLDED HER HIJABS TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF THE CHARACTER, THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY AND GREAT IDEA. OHMYGOD

(via lightoftheshaman)

scribbleowl:

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:


r-dart:


Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.


oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up


gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

This is a really good depiction of social anxiety because it focuses on inner states rather then outward actions. As someone very good at concealing his anxiety, I appreciate it.

scribbleowl:

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:

r-dart:

Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.

oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up

gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

This is a really good depiction of social anxiety because it focuses on inner states rather then outward actions. As someone very good at concealing his anxiety, I appreciate it.

(via chi-kun)

surethattotallyhappened:

nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children

(Source: nextyearsgirlisaghostnow, via stupid-lemon-eater)

“WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg”

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

(via stupid-lemon-eater)

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

wodahn:

captainsparklez:

piercethesparklez:

itsyergurl:

iggyt14:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

I am 5’ 6” and a half and still growing so soon I will not be able to reblog

5’1”

5’5 send help

5’3 I’m a goddamn hobbit

(Source: nuocmamboi, via stupid-lemon-eater)

charredpalmtrees:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

this woman found the fountain of youth goddamn

charredpalmtrees:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

this woman found the fountain of youth goddamn

(via stupid-lemon-eater)

mice-and-afflictions:

thingswedontneed:

anus:

off to a good start

intimidation is key

Is that nic cage

mice-and-afflictions:

thingswedontneed:

anus:

off to a good start

intimidation is key

Is that nic cage

(Source: anus, via jacob-von-hogflume)

alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

(via skandian)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via skandian)

charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via skandian)

say it with me now

emotional

abuse

is

still

abuse

do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual

just don’t

(Source: marchrabbitsofnightmareland, via lightoftheshaman)

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via skandian)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via skandian)

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

(Source: straighthater, via skandian)

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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(Source: jordislegs, via skandian)